I have a friend who is ready to move to “the next house.” Their starter house is really lovely and they’ve taken good care of it. They aren’t space greedy, really, but daddy and mommy need an office. For most families, I figger a corner for the pc and a box for paperwork is probably enough. But there are families like my friends, who need an office. He works from home frequently, when on call and they both do hours and hours of volunteer work that takes spreadsheets and emails and things. And since she just delivered her third son, they really have outgrown their 1000 square feet.
They are hard core followers of Dave Ramsey, so I trust most of their decisions on the move will be fundy-approved.
Except that my friend said something crazy the other day. Maybe she is still addled from pregnant/nursing horomones…
I was telling her there were tons of for sale signs in a neighborhood I know she’d like to move to. We were both excited about it (that neighborhood is about a mile from me, so I may have been even more excited than she was.) And then she said: “I hate to live that close to Mill Plain, but we can probably avoid driving it, if we are careful.”
Avoid driving on Mill Plain Boulevard? I was flabergasted, but didn’t let on. I can’t imagine not wanting to drive on Mill Plain. Even if I lived out in the country, when I got to town I would want to drive on Mill Plain.
Mill Plain Boulevard is the main artery that divides Vancouver into North and South. In it’s infancy, Vancouver was a tiny little town and so Mill plain is about three miles up a steep ridge to the North of the Columbia River.Vancouver has reached its gangly adolescence, the southern half of the town is still just the three-ish mile stretch between the river and the Boulevard. The Northern half reaches about 15 miles into the adjacent country side.At the farthest East Mill Plain is a alley through some feilds, a path into a new town, the only idea that the suburban desert of Vancouver exists is the shiny new Wal Mart that pops out of the land like a veruca.
Mill Plain travels through the eastern part of town, areas loving called Hearthwood, Cascade Park and the Desireable the Heights Neighborhood. Okay, only realtors call it the Desirable the Heights Neighborhood, but I live there, so I like it. It’s delightfully hopeful and ironic for such a 1960’s ranch house mushroom patch.
In the East, Mill Plain takes you past the hobbyists airport, the Fred Meyer where Daniel bought my replacement wedding ring, our church with its new minty green building almost finished. It takes you past the hospital with the new shiny towers and waterfall tucked into the courtyard. And then, look quick to your left, Our House! The green one! Just a block south in tDtHN. Mill Plain also takes you past the other cemetery.
But that’s just where it goes on this half of town. What it is is also wonderful. It is a shady boulevard divided regularly with wide planters. There are giant pines in the middle of Mill Plain that litter the road with pine cones. Pine cone litter! How Northwest! Huge glossy laurels and those shrubs that are kind of like laurels but with leaves that turn red and camelias and miniture firs seem to make up the rest of the dividers. Some of the roadsides are planted like the dividers. But other stretches are filled with tidy homes and charming businesses. My Lucy’s favorite is the spa and stove store with the frog sliding down water slide. It’s not a sign so much as a celebration; its a giant plyboard cut out like one would see at a real carny’s carnival.
I know that my friend dislikes Mill Plain for its traffic. (She’s from that other town where the new Wal Mart just sprung up.) But…for a four and five, even six lane road in spots, it is easygoing traffic. I’ve made my fair share of unprotected left turns on Mill Plain and have never had to wait for than half a minute. Not too bad, for such a big road. And the traffic itself never disappoints. I see at least three Prius’s every time I go out. And plenty of those Honda Elements that I think are so cute. On Monday I even saw my personal favorite, someone’s beloved Tin Lizzy shining like it was going to a party on the West Egg.
Mill Plain is a great drive for what it is, what drives on it, and where it goes. The East side of town is just the beginning of the good stuff. Not long after Mill Plain passes the other cemetery it goes steeply down, a hill that proves the name the Heights is appropriate. At the bottom of the hill we mostly leave the 1960’s and their ranch dreams behind and enter the world of front porch homes. Homes with character and charm. Also the International Air Acadamy, now offering a course in hospitality and catering. To the right, or north if you prefer, is the Blind Onion Pizza Shop. The second best pizza in town.
A great evergreen shrouded high school and its park, the library and public utilities all appear right before we get downtown. And then–Down Town.
There are a handful of legitimate business. A giant Hilton Hotel and convention center, a truly beautiful park, one charming antiques and collectibles shopping area. That gym I joined for a month is in that area. Down town is freckled with galleries that nurture local artists. The rest of it seems to be bail bond venders, trial lawyers and pawn shops. But on the weekend when the farmers market springs up out of the moist pavement none of the darker business of down town seem to exist. Booth after booth of wholesome food fresh flowers and artists distract even from the high rise buildings with their banking concerns and money granting foundations.
Down town peters out into more old houses, a little dilapidated, some, but all charming.And then Mill Plain finds itself where heavy industrial work and farming meet to discuss the future. It’s called Fruit Valley and it is where I brought both of my babies home. Our house is tucked into the neighborhood, safe and cozy with tiny homes of its kind, politely ignoring the plastic works plant, the heater makers, and that place where they wash the chemical protectant stuff off of the cars as they come land-side from their long barge ride.
Mill Plain ends here, physically, but in spirit it continues, the name is different at this place, but the road goes on, just a bit more, to the great slimy and toxic mess that is Vancouver Lake. If you walk to the lake from my old barrio, instead of driving Mill Plain, you will walk through the fruit farms and the hunting ground. They grow all kinds of berries and fruit in the farm land and shoot, I think, just birds in the hunting approved area.
But no matter which way you take to the lake you shouldn’t swim in it. It is a man made lake, with insufficient outlet to filter the fertilizers from the farm land. And the toxic red algae loves that fertilizer. So swimmers are cautioned to wash immediately after touching the water.
Driving down Mill Plain to the lake is the perfect way to see it. The park is lovely and the waters shiny, but you are safe from the toxicity. And if it is one of the Prius families driving they aren’t adding to the toxicity of the event either.
I don’t see why my friend would want to avoid all of that. I’ll go with Mill Plain anywhere it will take me.